introduction

yes. welcome to nev the nerd, from porky vermin productions.
before playing the game, here are some exciting facts.

1. it was put together in, like, a day and a half.
2. it features state-of-the-art pointlessness.
3. although this is episode one, there are not
necessarily any more episodes in the works. although,
by putting "episode 1" on the title screen, it looks
much more balanced.

other information

don't be put off by the company name. porky vermin only
contains one member, and that is myself, fatrat (aka
catherine ryan). our (my) email address is crimpog@hotmail.com

i still do not know how a company of one can have creative
differences. 

--
catherine ryan
"fatrat"