*************************************************************************************** * File : Klass Of 99 Game Text * * Author : Carl Murray/Richard Jordan * * Date : 9/5/99 * * Description : This file contains all the game text which the user is allowed to * * edit. The square brackets mark the start and end of each text field * * and each column is headed with the required character width. Where * * you see a # character, this denotes a forced carriage return. * * * * WARNING: DO NOT change the length of any fields * * DO NOT add to or delete any fields * * DO NOT use tab characters * * DO backup this file before making any changes * *************************************************************************************** TEACHER DETAILS ......15....... ..............30.............. ..............30.............. ..............30.............. [Mr Withit ][The Geography Teacher ][Come on chaps, that's enough! ][Sit still, back soon. ] [Mr Rockitt ][The Science Teacher ][Settle down now boys. ][Behave now boys. ] [Mr Whacker ][The Headmaster ][Sit down and be silent! ][No-one move or else! ] [Mr Creak ][The History Teacher ][Quiet please, my boys. ][Oh dear, please remain seated.] [Mr Jackson ][The Computer Teacher ][Okay, let's make a start. ][Ooh, here we go again. ] [Mr Carter ][The English Teacher ][Thankyou. ][Oh flip, be quiet now. ] [Mr Blessed ][The Religious Studies Teacher ][C'mon lads, pay attention. ][God forgive that child! ] [Albert ][The Caretaker ][Get out of it, you little... ][ ] [Rose ][The School Secretary ][Will you behave yourselves? ][ ] ASSEMBLY QUOTES .........20......... .........20......... [set fire to ][the school cat ] [stole ][the football pitch ] [spilt beer on ][my moped ] [lobbed a rock at ][the caretaker's mop ] [buried ][my favourite plant ] [was sick all over ][the school gate ] [plotted to destroy ][my Speccy ] [hid ][Mr Creak's feet ] [sold ][Mr Rockitt's glasses] [stamped on ][Mr Jackson's Vic 20 ] SPECIAL PUPIL DETAILS ......15....... ..............30.............. [Eric ][The Hero ] [Angel Face ][The School Bully ] [Einstein ][The Swot ] [Boy Wonder ][The Tearaway ] GEOGRAPHY ...................40................... ..............30.............. [What is the capital of France? ][it's Paris. ] [Where do Americans come from? ][they come from America. ] [Where is the San Andreas fault? ][it is in California. ] [Where are the Liver birds? ][they are in Liverpool. ] [Who discovered Australia? ][it was James Cook. ] [What is the capital city of Scotland? ][it is Edinburgh. ] [What is the capital city of France? ][it is Paris. ] [What is the capital city of Italy? ][it is Rome. ] [What is the only place Tigers come from?][it is India. ] [Where was Napoleon finally exiled to? ][he was exiled to St. Helena. ] [How many British people live in London? ][it's about one third of them. ] [The town of Warrington started out as? ][it was a Roman settlement. ] [Where did the fire of London begin? ][it was in Pudding Lane. ] [How many English counties are there? ][there are thirty-nine. ] [How many Scottish counties are there? ][there are thirty-three. ] ...................40................... [Great English#Pubs ] [Our big world ] [Here there be#dragons! ] [X marks the#spot ] [Mountain peaksare fun ] [The Amazon#basin ] [Trainspotting#for beginners ] [The Seven#Wonders of#the World ] [The voyages#of Cook ] [English#Counties ] [American#States ] [Sailing the#Seven seas ] [Scott of#Antarctica ] [Just Deserts ] [England in#the past ] PHYSICS ...................40................... ..............30.............. [Who discovered Faraday's law? ][it was Faraday. ] [Who discovered the law of gravity? ][it was Sir Isaac Newton. ] [The General theory of Relativity was by?][it was by Albert Einstein. ] [In a vacuum, how fast does light travel?][it's 186,282 miles per second.] [At sea level, how fast does sound go? ][it's speed is around 759 mph. ] [Who invented the Television? ][it was John Logie Bard. ] [Who invented the telephone? ][it was Alexander Graeme Bell. ] [Who discovered Radium? ][it was Marie Curie. ] [Who designed the 'Bouncing Bomb'? ][it was Barnes Wallace. ] [Who discovered Penicillin? ][it was Alexander Flemming. ] [What is the fourth state of matter? ][it is Plasma. ] [Who wrote 'A Brief History of Time'? ][it was Dr Steven Hawking. ] [What temperature is Absolute Zero? ][it is -273 degrees celsius. ] [What causes the oceans tides? ][they are caused by the moon. ] [Who first noticed the sun spots? ][it was Galileo. ] ...................40................... [Time travel#for youngsters ] [Holidays on#the Moon ] [Newton:#A great bloke ] [How to build#a TARDIS ] [Atomic Theory#for babies ] [How to see#through walls ] [The planet#Mars ] [The Solar#System ] [DNA is#interesting ] [Space travel#tomorrow ] [Robots are#our friends ] [Einstein and#his relatives ] [Anatomy#without the#giggles ] [Rocket sciencein a nutshell ] [Our journey#to the stars ] ENGLISH ...................40................... ..............30.............. [What letter is used most often? ][it is the letter 'E'. ] [Who is the world's most quoted author? ][it is William Shakespeare. ] [Who wrote the Sherlock Holmes stories? ][it was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.] [Who is the finest novelist of all time? ][it is Charles Dickens. ] [What was the first ScienceFiction story?][it was Frankenstein. ] [Who wrote The Lord of the Rings? ][it was J.R.R. Tolken. ] [What consonant can be used as a vowel? ][it is the letter 'Y'. ] [Who wrote Alice in Wonderland? ][it was Lewis Carroll. ] [What was Kenneth Grahame's only book? ][The Wind in the Willows. ] [Who wrote Wuthering Heights? ][it was Emily Bronte. ] [What was H.G. Wells's first book? ][it was The Time Machine. ] [In which book is the land of Lilliput? ][it is in Gulliver's Travels. ] [Which school did Billy Bunter attend? ][it was Greyfriars School. ] [Who was Billy Bunter's form master? ][he was Mr Quelch. ] [How many English words are there? ][there are over 800,000 words. ] ...................40................... [How to spell ] [The letter Q ] [American#English ] [Poetry by#Carter ] [Shakespears#cat ] [Word games ] [Books and you ] [Literal#literature ] [Oscar Wilde ] [The F word ] [My first word ] [Compare and#contrast ] [Animal Farm ] [Great writers ] [How to start#a library ] MATHS ...................40................... ..............30.............. [What is the square root of 16? ][it's 4. ] [What's next in the sequence, 1,2,3,4... ][it's 5. ] [Which is greater, 3x12 or 4x11? ][it is 4x11. ] [What number is the rough value of PI? ][it is 3.14159265359. ] [Who invented out numerical system? ][it was the ancient Arabs. ] [What is base two called? ][it is Binary. ] [Who invented Calculus? ][it was Sir Isaac Newton. ] [Who likes using Hexadecimal? ][absolutely no-one likes it. ] [How many faces has a Tetrahedron? ][it has four faces. ] [How many faces has a Icosahedron? ][it has twenty faces. ] [What does mass times thrust gives? ][it gives the momentum. ] [Who introduced geometry to us? ][it was Paolo Uccello. ] [What is 1234 x 5678? ][it is 7006652. ] [What is the square root of 9801? ][it is 99. ] [What is any number divided by zero? ][it is one less than infinity. ] ...................40................... [Infinity#plus one ] [The square#root of life ] [Fun with#numbers ] [Everyday#calculus ] [Trigonometry#Your friend ] [Algebra and#you ] [The magic#zero ] [Octal and#it's uses ] [X divided#by zero ] [Let's play#maths ] [Calculator#abuse ] [A history#of numbers ] [Maths today ] [5,4,3,2,1#blast off ] [My favourite#numbers ] CHEMISTRY ...................40................... ..............30.............. [At what temperature does water freeze? ][it's zero degrees Celsius. ] [What is the chemical symbol for lead? ][it's Pb. ] [What element has the symbol O? ][it is Oxygen. ] [What element has the symbol Ca? ][it is Calcium. ] [What element has the symbol Li? ][it is Lithium. ] [What element has the symbol K? ][it is Potassium. ] [What element has the symbol Os? ][it is Osmium. ] [What element has the symbol W? ][it is Tungsten. ] [What is the chemical symbol for Barium? ][it is Ba. ] [What is the chemical symbol for Silver? ][it is Ag. ] [What is the chemical symbol for Sodium? ][it is Na. ] [What is the chemical symbol for Osmium? ][it is Os. ] [What is the chemical symbol for Tin? ][it is Sn. ] [What is the chemical symbol for Iron? ][it is Fe. ] [What do we call the table of elements? ][it is the Periodic Table. ] ...................40................... [Fun with#genetics ] [TNT vs.#Dynamite ] [Explosives#for beginners ] [Chemical#warfare ] [Everyday#chemistry ] [The bunsen#burner ] [My first#explosion ] [Three states#of matter ] [The fourth#state ] [My first#chemistry set ] [The periodic#table ] [Plasma on#toast ] [Ectoplasmic#experiences ] [Cloronitrotriclodisulphurmethanol ] [Earth wind#and fire ] HISTORY ...................40................... ..............30.............. [When was the battle of Hastings? ][it was in 1066. ] [When did the first world war begin? ][it began in 1914. ] [When was the Doomsday Book compiled? ][it was compiled in 1067. ] [When was the battle of Hastings? ][it was in 1066. ] [When was the battle of Crecy? ][it was in 1346. ] [When was the battle of Agincourt? ][it was in 1415. ] [When was the battle of Naseby? ][it was in 1645. ] [When was the battle of Austerlitz? ][it was in 1805. ] [When was the battle of Salamanca? ][it was in 1812. ] [When was the battle of Leipzig? ][it was in 1813. ] [When was the battle of Waterloo? ][it was in 1815. ] [When was the battle of Sedan? ][it was in 1870. ] [When was the battle of The Marne? ][it was in 1914. ] [When was the battle of Blenheim? ][it was in 1704. ] [When did the English Civil War begin? ][it began in 1642. ] ...................40................... [Elizabeth#the First ] [The Napoleon#Years ] [The battle#of Waterloo ] [The Second#World War ] [The First#World War ] [Robin Hood ] [When PC's#were reliable ] [The Middle#Ages ] [The Legend#of Camelot ] [Joana Lumley ] [Dickensian#Times ] [DOS through#the Ages ] [Cassette#loading ] [The Kings#of England ] [1984-1986 the#vintage years ] COMPUTER STUDIES ...................40................... ..............30.............. [How many bits are there in a byte? ][there are eight bits. ] [What is the best computer ever made? ][it is the Speccy, of course! ] [Who invented the ZX Spectrum? ][it was Sir Clive Sinclair. ] [What are emulators used for? ][playing good games on a PC. ] [Who devised the Calculating machine? ][it was Charles Babbage. ] [Who is the 'Father of modern Computing'?][it is Alan Turing. ] [Who starred in KnightLore and SabreWolf?][it was Sabre Man. ] [What was the best software house ever? ][it was Ultimate Play the game.] [Where would you find 'Loony Jetman'? ][he was in Crash Magazine. ] [How much data can a +D disc hold? ][it can hold 780 Kilobytes. ] [What is the best Bike game ever? ][it is 3D Deathchase! ] [How many keys had an original Speccy 48?][they had forty rubber keys. ] [What key held the Speccy's LOAD command?][it was on the 'J' key. ] [When did the Spectrum+3 come out? ][it was in 1987. ] [Beware the Attic, was said of what game?][it was JetSet Willy. ] ...................40................... [Fun ways to#crash Windows ] [The 5000 best#Win95 bugs ] [How to#pirate CD's ] [Pentium 3#vs. Z80 ] [The MillenniumBug ] [MS Word vs.#EDIT.COM ] [Writing a#C++ game ] [Sir Clive#Sinclair ] [More Win95#bugs ] [Zen, Orac#and Co. ] [Android women needed now? ] [128 Megabytes#No soul ] [C:\>FORMAT C: ] [ZX32 rules ] [CD's as#frisbees ] RELIGIOUS STUDIES ...................40................... ..............30.............. [For what crime was Christ crucified? ][it was blasphemy. ] [Who was the first Pope? ][it was Saint Peter. ] [Where does the Pope reside? ][he lives in the Vatican. ] [Who saw visions of Mary at Lourdes? ][it was Saint Bernadette. ] [What is the First Commandment? ]['There is only one God' ] [What is the Second Commandment? ]['Do not worship images' ] [What is the Third Commandment? ]['Do not commit Blasphemy' ] [What is the Fourth Commandment? ]['Keep the Sabbath Holy' ] [What is the Fifth Commandment? ]['Honour thy Father and Mother'] [What is the Sixth Commandment? ]['Do not commit murder' ] [What is the Seventh Commandment? ]['Do not commit adultery' ] [What is the Eighth Commandment? ]['Do not steal' ] [What is the Ninth Commandment? ]['Do not bear false Witness' ] [What is the Tenth Commandment? ]['Thou shalt not covet' ] [Jesus said 'Love thy neighbour as..'? ][it's as thy Love thyself. ] ...................40................... [The Ten#Commandments ] [The Bible as#History ] [Religion and#Science ] [The Church#today ] [The Star of#Bethlehem ] [The Twelve#Apostles ] [The Old#Testament ] [The New#Testament ] [King Solomon ] [David and#Goliath ] [The Plagues#of Egypt ] [The life#of Moses ] [John the#Baptist ] [The Feeding of#the five thousand ] [The Miracles#of Jesus ]