paranoia
master raze
Introduction
Paranoia is a zzt puzzle game by Master Raze. You may or may not know me…I am in Eaglerock Interactive and I did make several games and also released them on zzt.org.
I do not specialise in puzzles although recently I got an
interest in it after playing a few puzzle games…they are easier to make (well
all most) and also nicer to play, compared to senseless shooting. Hey, I ain’t
dissing anyone, senseless shooting is fine, and even I made games like that.
Paranoia is an ill-sickening offensive puzzle game. If you do not like reading
disgusting text (as in text which describes your internal organs all sliced
into minced meat) and do get offended with rude words, then maybe you shouldn’t
try this game…or maybe you should, all up to you.
Here is a run-down on what you will have to do throughout
the game, if you require additional details, please do check out the tutorial
in the game.
Boulder: C’mon, everybody knows what it is! If you don’t then it is a puzzle where
you push boulders on top of coloured sections of the floor till it reveals a
door.
Multiplication:
Been to maths school? Found it hard? Don’t
worry; this will be a piece of cake!
Equations:
Oh dude! No more maths! Equations gave me a
head rash in school. Maybe it would be erm, challenging in zzt, or maybe not.
Quiz: Answer quizzes on random topics although there are only two in the game.
This doesn’t make it random.
Division: *sigh* Maths again huh. Well, we all know what division is about, if you don’t,
go to school and stop spending time in a whorehouse.
Magic
Grid: Don’t you love em? OK, it’s a
grid, which is magical, wow. Guess the missing answer by looking at existing
ones.
Stars: A little cheap puzzle where you collect all the stars but the masses of
boulders make it difficult so push them CAREFULLY!
Please do note, there is once when two puzzles get combined to make the difficulty level hard. So watch out for that!
There are 6 levels you’d have to play in, however I ain’t describing anything to you! All I’m saying is that there are two sectors to each level. You can unlock one once you complete the previous one, but please people don’t cheat, it’s not nice. (That and I made it cheat-proof, I am evil! Heh heh.)
Help
Sorry, I am not adding any walkthroughs as this sucks all the fun out of the game. You want help contact me by email or post a message on the zzt forums. On the other hand, I can give you a few tips which may come in handy…
1) Always save BEFORE the puzzle and once the puzzle is over.
2) Think before you make a move.
3) Have a calculator handy.
4) Go to school.
5) Do not eat anything oily and greasy when playing.
6) Do not forget to read the text and the objectives.
7) If you want a good challenge, don’t cheat.
8) Praise Master Raze.
9) Never forget to always save before a quiz and a maths test.
10) Never stare at the sun.
Contact Us
Who’s “us?” Oh, the ERI boys have their email addresses, which you can mail them to, don’t expect me to remember all of them, my memory fails me, damn I can’t even remember the day today is. What day is it today anyway? My email address is rnoor@talk21.com so don’t forget to praise me. (Or cuss me, which ever suits you.)