UR MOM'S CHEERIOS (AKA SUPER UGH) --------------------------------- By Viovis Acropolis (Viovis) AKA STUP AKA BRIAN CROUCH AKA FROSCHNAHRUNG Dear Downloaders, There are a few things you may want to know about this game. I dedicated it to you guys and girls out there.. The hot ones, and some of ... well, you're all hot out there.. You all make my day and satisfy my thirst for knowledge with your day to day problems, procedures, and solutions. I made this in hopes that we can all unify and eat cheerios. I hope everyone gets a kick in the ass with this game, and gets 2 minutes.. maybe even MORE of pure entertainment. Check out the beginning, and check out the ending as you are in the role of a confused yet satisfyingly happy male who has no limits on his confidence or potential. You out there leave a note on the message boards I never check and despise completely, on livejournal at the designated spot where it should be for a review, or elsewhere. Leave an e-mail, and I'm ready to answer your questions on troubleshooting the aspect of this game. Ask as many questions as you desire, leave a big questionaire. The more questions you ask, the more information unknown that gets surfaced about the game. But play through first, and see to it that your ideas get thoroughly published and you receive credit for your worthy contributions. Much love to you all in this informal request: Brian "B-Ciddy" Crouch Gameplay: Go along with the surface, secrecy is not implemented in this adventure, as everything is to the frontal view. Exposure will only be documented as a question or answer in the documentation on the boards or through the journals. - =UR MOM'S CHEERIOS= - --------------------------- Author: Viovis of ERI Strategy guide: Micro w/commentary by Viovis Alternate Game Name: Super Ugh --- I. Story II. Guide III. Credits --- I. Story the story line is that you are an unknown named male (ambiguous) and you're through a generated quest to discover your inner aptitude, your talents, at what you do in life that puts yourself in style.. you're given a few scenarios in which you are supposed to surpass through to achieve inner peace for fellow man, or whoever made you go through this shall pay, but in the end you forget to make him or her pay as the reward for your adventure is quite enough --- II. Guide " i made this game in hopes to rise up the idea that not all adventures take big steps in the process, but that what we have out there to make an informal documentation in gaming is quite enough to make someone bother to download something within two minutes and download it and play within two minutes or, quite so, two years later and find some sort of motivation from what he or she played to either a. make a continuation of the project laid before one's eyes, or b. make something better, and improvised in a more willfull tactful manner than i have made myself clear through my adventure i like cheerios, and they are lots of fun to eat, with or without milk, in any form available, cept for frosted, as i am so unfortunate to have not tried out" - Viovis 3/23/02 1:12 A.M. Inspiration: inspiration i was motivated and moved by the overeating of turkey/lamb/rice/soy sauce/green tabasco sauce i had for dinner i also had some noodles, miso soup, and candy from a korean food mart.. you can never go without praising the pure quality of candy from other countries.. they sure do know how to do it ooh, and it comes with a sticker too! god, usually that's the first thing i pull out.. now i'm pulling out 3 candies and forgetting about the sticker.. but it depicts a sad clown crying, which is part of every day life for them.. such hard ships they really have. what you gotta really wonder about is the fun you have with clowns.. if you personally knew a clown and had an ongoing sexual desire with that clown, would the clown's performing characteristics pass onto you for life? would the clown within you come out, or would you be stuck your whole life saying you became part of the clown but never the good characteristics of one? this is a question we have to answer on day, but we're unsure of.. i always liked zzt games.. they were funny, and made me haha sometimes.. uhh, that's the end of my commentary for now - = (Scene 1: Graduation Day) = - The game starts out on an ordinary saturday morning, except its not so ordinary: Vedic has a funny volume of madness. moose is silly, he should have shoe horn. microwave is too radiant. and you eat too many cheerios. (WALK TO RIGHT) - = (Scene 2: Faded Memories) = - You walk down a cold pathway, FUCK! ITS "RUFFIAN AND DA CREW"! (BEAT THEM UP!) - = (Scene 3: Confederate Flag) = - Flash! The world goes purple, WTF??!!? WHAT A CLIFFHANGER! (GO THROUGH THE PASSAGE!) - = (Scene 4: Life in the ghetto) = - Just as things seem to get better, Smokey the Bear gets spanked and he turns into a bunch of savage barez. (TRY TO KILL THEM, AVOID KILLER CLAW!) - = (Scene 5: Suicide IS NOT THE ANSWER!) = - Life is very complex, here you stand at the center of the web, DECODE IT AND BE FREE! (Try fiddling around with the boulder, tugging at it, don't worry, you'll get it!)/ - = (Scene 6: Ice Tea) = - You now stand in the root of all evil! DESTROY THIS MADMAN! (Try walking through the passage!) - = (Scene 7: Princess Toadster) = - You win! Enjoy the many bloobers and outakes and watch the credits roll! (SAME AS ABOVE) --- III. Credits Viovis: Mooseka Microwave few other funny young ones - telling me i'm older and inspiring me to make this game Your mom - for sharing her cheerios with you your god - for dying for your sins or having twisted relationships or just being an important figure my mom and god - THANKS I COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU ERI - I MADE THIS AN ERI GAME BECAUSE I HAVENT MADE ONE IN A WHILE. my dog - he's not my dog :( i want that dog all you others - thanks for playing the role of the character Microwave: Patrick's Printing Service for serving us high quality printing paper each year. John Gezhead for helping me cope with the frustrating nights of writing this guide Viovis Acropolis - HEZ DA MAN DAWG! FAKE (C)2002 ERI THE ERI LOGO MAN AND ALL ERI LOGOS ARE FAKE (C)2002 ERI ALL RIGHTS FAKE RESERVED (nah yo, it real.. i'm keepin it real. (c) 2002 RED AUREOLE / ERI) night night!