$Board FIVE MATEY!
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     Life is very complex, here you stand
at the center of the web, DECODE IT AND
BE FREE!
(Try fiddling around with the boulder,
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it!)/

[05:33] <Viovis> i'm stuck in this
board... it's a stumper! i don't know
what to do!
[05:33] <Nadir> Living is CRACEY
[05:33] <Viovis> it says "U R STUCK WHAT
R U GONNA DU?"
[05:33] <Micr0wave> HE WROTE WHAT WAS
ABOVE DUDE
[05:33] <Viovis> yes thanks micro!
perfectly done! uhh, what do you guys
think of conflicts? you know, being stuck
in certain situations and finding your
way out and stuff? come on, i know we've
all been through this
[05:35] <Nadir> It is unpleasant but
necessary for experience in life!
[05:35] <Viovis> yeah!
[05:35] <Micr0wave> FINALLY A GOOD
COMMENTATE.
[05:35] <Viovis> i feel it just sort of
gets stuck with you!
[05:35] <Micr0wave> NOT <MOOSE> FUGAA
BEARS ARE GAY
[05:35] <Mooseka> HEHEH
[05:35] <Viovis> micro:do you know
anything about it? i mean, what about
people who touch your buttons the wrong
way and mess up the recipe?
[05:36] <Nadir> =D
[05:36] <Viovis> and moose! MAKE ANOTHER
AMAZING COMMENTATION LIKE MOOSE'S EXAMPLE
BEFORE I FORGET AND MOVE ON. while you're
thinking, i'm gonna solve the game's
problem. as the creator it's still a hard
puzzle but someone's gotta do it
[05:37] <Nadir> Try breaking a branch off
a tree and dipping it in the water! Maybe
there is pirate treasure there!
[05:37] <Mooseka> wha
[05:38] <Viovis> moose:MAKE A RANDOM
COMMENT IF YOU HAVE TO
[05:38] *** Kracken has joined #ft
[05:38] <Mooseka> ABOUT WHAT
[05:38] <Kracken> RARR
[05:38] <Viovis> ABOUT CONFLICTS DUH!
[05:38] <Mooseka> OH UHH AMERICA SHOULD
DIE AND LEAVE EUROPE ALONE
[05:38] <Kracken> I FOUND THIS ROOM FROM
NADIR, YOU CAN KILL HIM NOW
[05:38] <Viovis> surely you weren't
invited.. but any invitation from the
advisor's fine by me
[05:38] <Nadir> =(
[05:38] <Nadir> I DIDNT TELL HER
[05:39] <Viovis> uhh, before we go to the
next board, you're all getting ranks
[05:39] <Nadir> SHE WHOISED ME EVIDENTLY
=(
[05:39] <Kracken> <Nadir> HEY KRACK, JOIN
#ft
[05:39] <Kracken> ^ YOU DID TOO
[05:39] <Micr0wave> UHH OHH, REPORT CARD
TIME.
[05:39] <Viovis> uhh, micro:you're the
founder of this idea, you pushed it.. you
brought it up
[05:39] <Nadir> =((((((
[05:39] <Viovis> AND YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY
QUESTION BUT I GUESS I ASKED A QUESTION
UNNECESSARY FOR ANSWER ; i'm the maker of
the game nadir and kracken haven't seen
[05:39] <Micr0wave> I was busy, repeat.
[05:40] <Micr0wave> err, nm
[05:40] <Viovis> micro:it was one of
those conflict questions. but uhh,
anyway. i'll ask now then
[05:40] <Nadir> Shall we continue?
[05:40] <Viovis> do you hate when people
press the wrong buttons? and ruin your
recipe? ; NO I MUST HEAR THE RECIPE
QUESTION  ; bah screw ranking! STUPID
DVDROM FEATURES! I'LL LET YOU ANSWER AT
THE END
[05:41] <Nadir> I know I do! You spend
hours creating those buttons, then people
wantonly depress them for no damn reason!
[05:41] <Micr0wave> Umm, well, when they
do, you just got to spray paint their
shirt, because when you do, they'll cry
out your pain that you suffered.
[05:41] <Kracken> =(
[05:41] <Viovis> yeah!
[05:41] * Kracken pokes Nadir.
[05:41] <Viovis> next..