Name: Eisenhower and Radiation
Author: gingermuffins
Genre: 24hozzt, adventure

***postmemo may 21 2007***
I don't think there were any story bugs (there's a gameplay bug on the last boss but it's no big deal). it was a 24hoz entry, though, so you never know. Contact me if you find a problem and I'll fix it.
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EandR.zip

Eisenhower and Radiation

An entry for Quantum P's 24hozzt of march 28 2007

Made by gingermuffins


General Tips

> Save before doing something risky.

> The numbers prefixing the areas are not the order in which you are supposed to visit them; I just used them to keep track of flags. I will probably get rid of them in a later version.

> Try talking to some people more than once if you're stuck.

> Consult the walkthrough if you don't know how to proceed.







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2 California

Offer to sell hot dogs for the vendor. Give a hot dog to all (most) bright-red characters in the game. Return here when you've done so to get an approval badge.


3 Michigan (?)

Fix the Ford Motor Company factory by covering all red fakes with boulders. Move the right slider down and the left slider up. if you can't get all the fakes with the boulders, just zap them.

Go to the gun shop after fixing the factory and the owner will let you inside. Take all the ammo.


4 Colorodo (no a on purpose)

Sell hot dog. Meet with hermit, get energy shield and approval badge.


0 Maine

Kill the lions with the ammo from Michegan (?). Demand the man open the doors of the houses. Sell a hot dog to the man in the right house.


5 Texas

Just talk to the rich texan. Sell a hot dog to the man with the comfort kitten. Get the kitten.


1 Florida

Give the comfort kitten to the worrying man. Sell a hot dog.


6 Washington

Steal the approval badge from the masturbating hippy.


The way to Eurasia should open up now. Head east.


Shoot the zombies in Eurasia. Four of them will drop torches. Take them.

Enter the Cave of Origins in Africa and claim the entry key. Use the key to enter the lair of the Radioactive Empire.

Watch cutscene. Kill the end boss by shooting at his heart a bazillion times. The stars won't hurt you since your health is inflated so high, but the green objects will hurt you really bad. Avoid them. Move an upper corner of the screen, and let them approach you. Go to the opposite corner and fire continuously at the heart.

;;edit: well, shucks. You can break the fight by shooting
;;through the breakables like this:
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;;xxxxxxxxxxxxx
;;xxxx     xxxx
;;xxxx xxx xxxx
;;xxxx xxx xxxx
;;xxxx xxx xxxx
;;xxxx xxx xxxx
;;     xxx xxxx
;;xxxxxxxx    !
;;xxxxxxxxxxxxx
;;
;;The green objects won't be able to get to you if you re
;;standing at !. You can pick off the heart leasurly. I
;;don't think I have time to fix this, and I can't think
;;of a way to do so without completely changing the fight,
;;so it stays I guess.

You saved America!

Thanks for playing.